Penguin Ninja

What is Penguin Ninja?

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A penguin ninja looks cute and cuddley but they can kick your butt from here to New Orleans. Especially if you piss them off. Pet them and they'll squeel 'cause their scared and will run off. Then they'll come back with about 6 other penguin ninjas and kick your butt.

Whoa man! Where'd you get that black eye?

Penguin ninjas kicked my butt!

Seriously?

Yep I stopped to pet one and it squeeled and ran off. Then it came back and him and his 6 other buddys kicked my butt.

Ouch.

Ja. Darn Penguin Ninjas!!!!!!!

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