What is Penguin Pete?
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In times of great peril, there is a hero who rises above the rest, his name is Penguin Pete. He is a penguin, from the south pole.(the only one that is not from the north)
He has averted or ended every single great disaster the world has known.
Last was heard of him when he ended the writers strike.
Guy 1: how did world war 2 end anyway?
Guy 2: Penguin Pete killed all the Nazis
Guy 1: thats the stupidest thing i ever-
Penguin Pete: its true, now shut up and bow down to me.
Guy 1: ....
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