Penguin Shuffle

What is Penguin Shuffle?

When you have to take a dump but can't walk normal. One that walks with clenched butt cheeks.

Oh Jeez! I don't think I'm going to make this without doing the Penguin Shuffle to the bathroom!

See dump, shart, crapping

Hatchet Wound

1. A pussy that resembles a hatchet wound, often with wide, split lips, and plenty of color to boot. See: alcove, bat cave, bear trap, bea..

Jamoms

1. Esoteric way of saying your mother. jamoms is mostly used in any reply to a question or a comment by slightly modifying that question/co..

Jacking A Penguin

1. 1. To steal a penguin 2. To sexually abuse a penguin 3. To steal a penguin from it's owner/family from right in front of them and..

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