Penguin Tart

What is Penguin Tart?


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The lover of an arctic animal,who is known for his pulsating member.His spreads his seed all over the arctic circle,the ice melts in penetration!The "Penguin Tart" uses common phrases to capture the attention of his biatches,not by using the more popular method of a mating call,but by rubbing actions and nipple tassles.

Penguin 1:"Im lonely"

Penguin Tart:*Rubs flippers*..."HUBBA HUBBA"

*swishing of the nipple tassles*

.....HENCE SEX.......

Polar Bear Slut:"Dont be such a jew man."

See flippers, tart, penguin, polar, slut, nipple, tassles, jew


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