Penguin Walk

What is Penguin Walk?


1.

:verb 1)when a person leaves the table after a meal and walks to bathroom, while clenchingtheir butt cheeks tightly, causing a visible waddle similar to a penguin.

After the buffet, George excused himself, but then everyone laughed as he penguin walked to the bathroom...on the other side of the restaurant!

See poop, penguin, walk, clenching

2.

:verb 1)when a person leaves the table after a meal and walks to bathroom, while clenchingtheir butt cheeks tightly, causing a visible waddle similar to a penguin.

After the buffet, George excused himself, but then everyone laughed as he penguin walked to the bathroom...on the other side of the restaurant!

See clenching, penguin, poop, constipation, waddle

3.

:verb 1)when a person leaves the table after a meal and walks to bathroom, while clenchingtheir butt cheeks tightly, causing a visible waddle similar to a penguin.

After the buffet, George excused himself, but then everyone laughed as he penguin walked to the bathroom...on the other side of the restaurant!

See bathroom, clenching, butt, poop, embarassing

4.

Walking with a problem in bending your knees so it looks like your walking like a penguin. Usually happens after a knee injury.

Erik penguin walks ever since his injury!

See penguin, walk, strange, weird, awkward


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