Penguined

What is Penguined?


1.

The penguin is a mysterious sexual act that involves a rotten fish and an umbrella.

For my 17th birthday dad let me be penguined on moms lap.

He really got penguined behind the wal mart.

See penguin, fish, umbrella, rhianna

2.

A nefarious rouse performed by a prostitute and a mugger.

A prostitute will lure her mark to a secluded area where she asks her client to drop his trousers. Once achieved, her associate with appear and draw a weapon, demanding all valuables. The mark is left to waddle off with his trousers round his ankles, forcing a gait comparable to that of a penguin, hence being penguined.

See duped, donkey punched, teabagging

3.

adj. Pregnant.

Coined by a 2 and a half year old.

"Word has it Monica is penguined"


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