What is Penguined?
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The penguin is a mysterious sexual act that involves a rotten fish and an umbrella.
For my 17th birthday dad let me be penguined on moms lap.
He really got penguined behind the wal mart.
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A nefarious rouse performed by a prostitute and a mugger.
A prostitute will lure her mark to a secluded area where she asks her client to drop his trousers. Once achieved, her associate with appear and draw a weapon, demanding all valuables. The mark is left to waddle off with his trousers round his ankles, forcing a gait comparable to that of a penguin, hence being penguined.
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adj. Pregnant.
Coined by a 2 and a half year old.
"Word has it Monica is penguined"
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Any male soccer player. With all due respect. <3
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to be or become a champ
Nick Jurek is the total opposite of helmickalick.
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One who possesses the undesirable urge to strangle feces.
Dude, did you see that guy, he had his arm elbow deep cow shit!
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