What is Penguins?
1.
The all time greatest NHL team that plays in Pittsburgh. Mario Lemieux is the captain, owns, and plays for the Pens.
Two time, back to back Stanley Cup champions in 1991 & 1992.
2.
The only species to survive the next ice age. They caught Harrison Ford with his pants around his ankles and sent him back in time. Now they're making him build gigantic ice machines that drop gigantic ice cubes into the sea until the world freezes over.
Penguins may look innocent and non-threatening, even cute, but they cannot be trusted!
3.
A group of business men
Guy1:Hey man look at those penguins all over there!
Guy2:Dude what are you talking about we're in baltimore?
Guy:1 Yeah over there in the black suits... see how they all look the same and waddle.
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4.
A code name to see if someone was actually drunk the night before. A word that is used for theses purposes. Many others have formed from this such as squirrel, turtle, etc...
"Hey Meredith, remember that conversation last night?"
"PENGUINS!"
"Wow, really thought you were gone, but I guess not!" :)
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5.
adj. something that is both awesome and completely off-subject. A brilliant way to replace "random" which has lost all meaning and descended into becoming a faux-pas to many people.
Person 1)"Pancakes are fun"
Person 2)"I love slangdefine!"
Person 1)"That is so penguins."
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6.
penguins are EVILL BUT THEY WALK REALLY COOL! YOU SEE THEY MORE LIKE WABBLE...DAMN! THEY HAVE ALL THE FUN!
AHHH ITS FREGGIN ATTACKING ME BUT ITS TAKING TOO LONG WABBLING HERE....hmmm LETS GO EAT SOME EFFIN CHEEZ!
7.
Usually a code word meaning something along the lines of "...is so awesome I'd rather not ramble on about how awesome it is, so I'll just say it's Penguins."
It can also give an auto-win in a "Yo' Momma" contest.
Yo' Momma's tits are SO Penguins.
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