What is Penicure?
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peen a cure (n.): the grooming of the male genitalia that immediately results in the appearance of a 3 inch to the penile area
I gave myself a penicure before I went out on a big date last night, and my cock looked a lot bigger.
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The removal of calluses from an overworked penis via sugar scrub for extra exfoliating and sweetness.
"I'm getting a penicure today because I had an all-nighter last night."
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A final opportunity to accomplish something, usually after previous unsuccessful tries or else no previous opportunity at all.
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The asshole you decides to take up two parking spaces in a busy parking lot because they think someone may park too close to their beate..
