What is Penii?
1.
A word made up by people uneducated in the ways of etymology. NOT THE PLURAL OF PENIS.
The rule with aplural form with an I is derived from latin and is only applicable when the word ends in -US, and has no relevance whatsoever when the word ends in -IS.
When a word ends in -IS, the correct plural form is, in fact, -ISES.
(US-I)
The Octopus was languid.
The Octopi were languid.
The radius was 5cm long.
The radii were both of the same length.
The Hippopotamus was huge.
All the hippopotami were huge.
(IS-ISES)
Within most species the penis is used for reproduction.
The correct plural or penis is penises, not penii.
The White Ibis is my favourite of all the Ibises.
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2.
FALLACIOUS plural form of 'penis'
"Hey, remember that guy that thought 'penii' was an actual word?"
3.
A false plural for "penis" made up by the same smug pseudo-intellectual dorks who say "boxen" and "ignorami" and "virii". Also, most of them wear suspenders use UNIX (variants of which they call *NIXen).
Guy 1: "Some ignorami stuck their penii in my Linux boxen and now they're borken! This is worse than Winblows boxen with all their virii!"
Passer-by: "Who are you talking to?"
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4.
the plural of penis. much more fun than saying penises. :P
Person 1: whats the plural of penis?
Person 2: penii, duh.
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5.
Plural of penis
One penis is a party, but two penii is just over doing it.
Having two penii is not quite the social norm.
6.
plural form of penis for fun and uneducated types. After all, language is defined by its use.
More than one penii is at least one too many.
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7.
The plural form of penis.
Sally: Did you see all the naked guys at the beach?
Karen: Yeah, I've never seen so many penii in one place before!
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