What is Penile Commander 2000?
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We actually don't know what a penile commander 2000 is, but we DO know, that it comes with batteries (batteries not included), it glowes in the dark, emits radiation and comes with 6 attachments, has a strapon tool belt, a safety guard (may dismember limbs and cause child molestation urges).
Flashing lights and animations not included.
Approptiate safety gear required.
The penile commander 2000 is the perfect gift for the necrophiliac in your family.
Warning: Not intended for use by loved ones.
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One who is:
- Gangsta (They rap, steal things, walk with a limp)
- Tan (They fake bake)
- A Rapper (Composes their OWN songs/performs..
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A location which lacks any distinguishing features.
I swear, this little dump town is Nowheresville, USA.
See nowhere, cirrus..
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noun; when someone shits in your eye; the state of being totally and inexorably screwed over by someone, most especially your local Rota..
