What is Penile Commander 2000?


1.

We actually don't know what a penile commander 2000 is, but we DO know, that it comes with batteries (batteries not included), it glowes in the dark, emits radiation and comes with 6 attachments, has a strapon tool belt, a safety guard (may dismember limbs and cause child molestation urges).

Flashing lights and animations not included.

Approptiate safety gear required.

The penile commander 2000 is the perfect gift for the necrophiliac in your family.

Warning: Not intended for use by loved ones.

See odd, penile, commander, 2000, necrophiliac, wrong, sinful, satanic, booty, autopsy, icecream, emo, cunt, demented, bitch, squizzle, shizzle, pedo, sicko, erectoshrimp, pillar


0

Random Words:

1. Greek word to say "shit!"/"fuck!". Not necessairly negative meaning. Etymology: gamo(I fuck) to(it/that) Ohi re g..
1. a person who is attracted neither sex, or does not have a specific orientation, a unoy is attracted to emotions and personality only th..
1. way too many women... when I was younger, growing up with my sisters, I always said to myself, "w.t.m.w". See whining, wome..