Penile Jousting

What is Penile Jousting?

Two men fighting with their penises. The winner is determined by whoever's penis is still functional after six rounds of jousting.

"Ross beat Ian in penile jousting yesterday."

"I had twenty on Ian. :("

Oppoontunity

1. The chance to acquire poon presents itself. Miles: "Hey Jordan, can you hold my drink? I think I've got an oppoontunity."..

Qie

1. Chinese saying of pft whatever Qie!Qie!Qie!Qie!Qie!Qie!Qie!Qie!Qie! See pfft, pffft, pfffft, pffffft 1. Chinese saying of pft whatev..

Hoboken Eyepatch

1. The act of over (capacitating) ones eyesocket with the (ballsack) of another. Commonly occours during drunken (Teabagging). Ken, after..

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