Penile Jousting

What is Penile Jousting?

Two men fighting with their penises. The winner is determined by whoever's penis is still functional after six rounds of jousting.

"Ross beat Ian in penile jousting yesterday."

"I had twenty on Ian. :("

Out Of Your League

1. An expression used when a girl is just too hot for you and you have absolutely no chance with her. Dude don't even try it, she&apo..

Eye Sticker

1. when you give a man a blow job and they blow their load in your eye and it hardens and crusts and you have your eye brows and eye lashes..

Back One Out

1. In reference to defication I'm going to go back one out..

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