Penile Jousting

What is Penile Jousting?

Two men fighting with their penises. The winner is determined by whoever's penis is still functional after six rounds of jousting.

"Ross beat Ian in penile jousting yesterday."

"I had twenty on Ian. :("

Quimjob

1. The practice of geting the male sh-long off via thrusting it not in, but accross the female quim. Dude what a fuckin good quimjob sara ..

Jizz-frosting

1. Noun. Residual morning after cum stuck between your penis and underwear. Syn. Zopohin I dreamt of this fine ass bitch and all I got is..

Unibeard

1. A look popularized by European males, notably soccer players, where the the beard and the hair are kept a uniform closely-cropped length..

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