Penile Jousting

What is Penile Jousting?

Two men fighting with their penises. The winner is determined by whoever's penis is still functional after six rounds of jousting.

"Ross beat Ian in penile jousting yesterday."

"I had twenty on Ian. :("

F'chizz

1. A toast whilst drinking. A cross between F'shizzle and Cheers. (Holds drinks up) F'Chizz!! See cheers, toast, salut, noosh..

Niver'd

1. getting kicked out of a library for talking above sign language "dude we just got niver'd" See kick out, booted, hacked..

Zoach

1. one who ruins it for everyone gosh, danny is such a zoach! See guy, woman, boobs, penguin 2. someone who looks like they never showe..

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