What is Penile Reduction?
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The surprisingly uncommon surgical procedure by which flaps of skin and chunks of flesh are removed from a massive penis, thereby reducing the length and width of the said appendage.
"Diane and I used to have a hell of a time lubing up with KY before making love, but since my penile reduction...well, it's more like throwing a hot dog down a hallway."
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F.U.C.K. A clever way not to say fuck. From the song "If You See Kay" by The Script. See also If You Seek Amy
If you see my f..
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A phrase called when trying to save a seat after getting up to go get something.
While sitting down a man decides, hey, I need a beer. ..
