What is Penile Reduction?
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The surprisingly uncommon surgical procedure by which flaps of skin and chunks of flesh are removed from a massive penis, thereby reducing the length and width of the said appendage.
"Diane and I used to have a hell of a time lubing up with KY before making love, but since my penile reduction...well, it's more like throwing a hot dog down a hallway."
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