What is Penile Reduction?
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The surprisingly uncommon surgical procedure by which flaps of skin and chunks of flesh are removed from a massive penis, thereby reducing the length and width of the said appendage.
"Diane and I used to have a hell of a time lubing up with KY before making love, but since my penile reduction...well, it's more like throwing a hot dog down a hallway."
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When you drink or eat something hot and it burns your tongue, giving you the feeling that you are constantly licking wool.
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When you queef on a leaf, and it makes a squeeky noise.
I accidently did a queef leaf.
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The biggest and longest running joke ever to be pulled by a state or nation in history.
The joke is that some people get together somew..
