What is Penile Sports?
1.
There are two main catergories in this sport meatwhacking and schlong swinging; these are two phallus related sports created during the wales trip by the two tom's.
Meatwhacking involves the art of getting a "semi" and beating it against your chest until a nice whacking sound is produced. Originated in a welsh bedroom, in wales obviously
Schlong swinging is the act of rotating the schlong in a vigorous swirl of the hips it originated in a welsh bathroom, again in wales obviously.
Penile Sports in daily life
<THUMP>
oh I hear Tom's meatwhacking again...
---------------
"Toms been a long time in the shower"
"It's all that Schlong Swinging hes been up to!"
Random Words:
1.
Someone who's large penis attracts apes.
We couldn't go to Africa because of Johnny's Girth Monkey
See girth, monkey, c..
1.
a gay-tard who flicks boogers and eats farts
fag,homo,sphincter licker
he was such a hannibal jesster eating that ass
See serve, assi..
