What is Penis Attack?
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A seizure of the penis, often during intense physical activity due to lack of blood to the vital organ.
Also, an irregular form of E.D., only of the temporary sort
Not a good thing to have.
"Sweetie, the kid had another penis attack today in gym class."
"Well then Earl I guess its hereditary."
"Yeah, maybe your ri... HEY, THAT'S NOT FUNNY, IT WAS ONLY THAT ONCE!"
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A soaking wet paper towel (usu.) used to smack people in the face, aiming for the eyes.
Other:
person who gallawhacks: gallawhackist
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