Penis Attack

What is Penis Attack?

A seizure of the penis, often during intense physical activity due to lack of blood to the vital organ.

Also, an irregular form of E.D., only of the temporary sort

Not a good thing to have.

"Sweetie, the kid had another penis attack today in gym class."

"Well then Earl I guess its hereditary."

"Yeah, maybe your ri... HEY, THAT'S NOT FUNNY, IT WAS ONLY THAT ONCE!"

See ed, penile disfunction, attack

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