Penis Certification

What is Penis Certification?

1.Certification of authenticity of a penis.

2.Certification of the health of a penis.

1.I hate those lying gossip magazines, I've got penis certification, dammit!

2.Check my penis certifications out, Lourdes, I'm all safe!

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Zippered Nipples Or Laced Nipple Syndrome

1. Tits sagging so bad You have to be careful they dont get caught in your zipper when zipping up your pants or shoes when tying your laces..

Ya Burn

1. An overenthusiastic and emphatic exclamation when "punking" or mocking or humiliating someone. Beth, her ass compares to your..

Youthsaw

1. A sharp instrument used to saw/cut youths effortlessly. When using a youthsaw, it is beneficial to use a bubble gum flavored sedative a..

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