Penis Certification

What is Penis Certification?

1.Certification of authenticity of a penis.

2.Certification of the health of a penis.

1.I hate those lying gossip magazines, I've got penis certification, dammit!

2.Check my penis certifications out, Lourdes, I'm all safe!

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Ungodly Stench

1. 1. adj., a phrase used to describe an odor so horrendous as to originate from a place not of this Earth, for example, Hell or Chicago. ..

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1. average length (inches) of a mid-European penis (eg. German) The Irishman's average 6.5" penis outstretched the German's..

Zevonist

1. One who follows the beliefs of Zevonism, the belief that Warren Zevon is God and that, quoting from the Zevonist bible, "Shit'..

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