Penis Certification

What is Penis Certification?


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1.Certification of authenticity of a penis.

2.Certification of the health of a penis.

1.I hate those lying gossip magazines, I've got penis certification, dammit!

2.Check my penis certifications out, Lourdes, I'm all safe!

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