Penis Colada

What is Penis Colada?


1.

Semen

Say girl, you want some penis colada?

See Murph

2.

The act of sticking your penis into a unsuspecting victims drink, and 'using your swizzle stick as a swizzle stick.' Can include the added 'extra' of bodily fluids.

Man, can you believe Gups gave Jaraad a Penis Colada at that 21st the other night.

See colada, alcohol

3.

Any drink that has been urinated in, ejaculated in, or had a penis inserted into it.

This magical transformation is usual done to enemies who are unaware.

Remember, you can turn any of your enemies (or friends) drinks into a Penis Colada.

I just gave that lucky asshole a penis colada!

See practical joke, urine, ejaculate, semen, cum

4.

A deliciously refreshing 'cock'tail of semen depensensed from a loving male organ of into the mouth of a thirsty partner.

Victoria must've drank a pint of Penis Colada at the bukkake party in Wolverhampton last night!

See wolverhampton, jizz, load, cock sucker, bukkake, blow job, cum slut, oral, semen, sperm

5.

an alchohalic drink that a woman drinks when shez "lonely"

marie* couldnt find a guy last nite so she drank a penis colada

*name has been changed for protection

6.

pina colada but with added cum.

jennings asked for a pina colada, but he didnt realise the waiter was partially deaf.

7.

delicious orgasm

I have penis Colada which my girlfriend and exgirl friends have tasted and said," its the best thing I've ever tasted." and kept licking my penis


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