What is Penis Colada?
1.
Semen
Say girl, you want some penis colada?
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2.
The act of sticking your penis into a unsuspecting victims drink, and 'using your swizzle stick as a swizzle stick.' Can include the added 'extra' of bodily fluids.
Man, can you believe Gups gave Jaraad a Penis Colada at that 21st the other night.
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3.
Any drink that has been urinated in, ejaculated in, or had a penis inserted into it.
This magical transformation is usual done to enemies who are unaware.
Remember, you can turn any of your enemies (or friends) drinks into a Penis Colada.
I just gave that lucky asshole a penis colada!
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4.
A deliciously refreshing 'cock'tail of semen depensensed from a loving male organ of into the mouth of a thirsty partner.
Victoria must've drank a pint of Penis Colada at the bukkake party in Wolverhampton last night!
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5.
an alchohalic drink that a woman drinks when shez "lonely"
marie* couldnt find a guy last nite so she drank a penis colada
*name has been changed for protection
6.
pina colada but with added cum.
jennings asked for a pina colada, but he didnt realise the waiter was partially deaf.
7.
delicious orgasm
I have penis Colada which my girlfriend and exgirl friends have tasted and said," its the best thing I've ever tasted." and kept licking my penis