Penis Cramp

What is Penis Cramp?


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Just like a calf cramp but in your penis. Drinking more calcium usually helps cure this disfunction.

Bobby: Damn bro, I had a major penis cramp last night.

Daniel: That's crazy dude, got milk?

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