Penis Cream

What is Penis Cream?

1.) Lube, vaseline, that thing you need when its all... dry

2.) Semen, Cum, Man Juice!

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Bum Sack

1. A sack that four or more bums crap in because they have no toilet paper or plastic and sucks if rips..

Anal Snarf

1. Similar to snarf, except resulting in spontaneous ass leakage. He anally snarfed, then the whole room smelled like chocolate milk and a..

Hasshole

1. When David Hasselhoff acts like a complete asshole. Fan: OMG! It's David Hasselhoff! Can I have your autograph? David Hasselhoff:..

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