Penis Cream

What is Penis Cream?

1.) Lube, vaseline, that thing you need when its all... dry

2.) Semen, Cum, Man Juice!

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Girl Fart

1. When a girl occasionally lets one and then horny guys try to sniff it out. Jeff saw Jenna wearing a miniskirt and eating boiled eggs so..

Crusty Brain

1. Wait until you are about to nut, put the tip of your dick up to the ear canal of another person, and blast your load into their ear! Sh..

Greig

1. Half man half cainine who has two wooden legs and barks like a dog when whistled upon. Drives around on a moped in circles, but enjoys h..

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