Penis Cream

What is Penis Cream?


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1.) Lube, vaseline, that thing you need when its all... dry

2.) Semen, Cum, Man Juice!

"Theres no soap.. but that toothpaste can be a sub for a penis cream!"

"God.. you fags like to swallow penis cream."


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