Penis Cream

What is Penis Cream?

1.) Lube, vaseline, that thing you need when its all... dry

2.) Semen, Cum, Man Juice!

"Theres no soap.. but that toothpaste can be a sub for a penis cream!"

"God.. you fags like to swallow penis cream."

Kisner

1. Pulling a kisner is when someone comes back home drunk and you stab them with scissors. nce the act of stabbing is complete you have suc..

Awkward Tiger

1. An activity similar to the awkward turtle in meaning but not in actual action. You proceed by making your hand into a tiger paw and slig..

Curly Curtains

1. Curly pubes in which one does not shave but lets grow long, hense curly curtains. 'OH MY GOD that chick i banged last night had a ..

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