What is Penis Fingers?
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A hereditary condition in which a person's fingers resemble that of a human penis. A person with penis fingers can be identified by large swollen fingers, usually red to purple in color. Prodtruting viens are also common resulting in severe sensitivity during erection. In more acute cases, frequent shedding of the fingernails may occur. Most diagnosed cases have occured in 30 day cycles, similiar to that of a woman's ovulation cycle. FMS, or "Finger Menstrual Syndrom" is the most frequent cause of car accidents in the United States today.
Shit, I got penis fingers.
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Unexplainable clutz, who ends up breaking everything.
"Hey penis fingers... So you have to fuck everything you touch?"
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Means to take an enourmous shit. Your eyes water when pushing out that texan!
After a night of bbq and beer, the next morning I had to ..
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The act of shitting on one's head while you are screwing them in the ass.
My hair is crusty from being moon-dog roofied last night..
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To lol your ball sack over a girls eyes possibly during oral sex
She just kept staring at me... so I gave her the israeli night goggle..
