Penis Fingers

What is Penis Fingers?


1.

A hereditary condition in which a person's fingers resemble that of a human penis. A person with penis fingers can be identified by large swollen fingers, usually red to purple in color. Prodtruting viens are also common resulting in severe sensitivity during erection. In more acute cases, frequent shedding of the fingernails may occur. Most diagnosed cases have occured in 30 day cycles, similiar to that of a woman's ovulation cycle. FMS, or "Finger Menstrual Syndrom" is the most frequent cause of car accidents in the United States today.

Shit, I got penis fingers.

2.

Unexplainable clutz, who ends up breaking everything.

"Hey penis fingers... So you have to fuck everything you touch?"

See fingers, dick, clutz, dodgey


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