Penis Fly Trap

What is Penis Fly Trap?


1.

A female who tends to sleep with many men, and who may have one or more sexual diseases...

"Hey guys, did you hear? Burt slept with The Penis Fly Trap! He certainly has been where every man has been before!"

See whore, slut, dirty, skank, Mogz

2.

When a girls between your legs giving head and you're about to cum, forcefully squeeze your legs together trapping her head between your thighs and forcing her to take your jizz.

lars: "damn, that girl gave you a dirty look"

mitch: "yeah, i gave her the penis fly trap."

See oral sex, head, blowjob, sex, cum, jizz, face fuck

3.

A description of a toilet that has a lid that won't allow you to stand up and urinate because the lid keeps falling down, resulting in mess, annoyance, and possible dry-cleaning bills.

I just got caught by the penis fly trap upstairs; there's mess everywhere! It got my new jeans!

See Davo

4.

a woman with the clinical diagnosis of vaginismus; the reoccurent and persistent involuntary contraction of the perineal muscles surrounding the outer third of the vagina when vaginal penetration is attempted with penis, finger, tampon or speculum

"yo, dont go near that bitch, Regina, shes a total penis fly trap, i almost lost my fist in there"

See vagina, castration, hater tots

5.

an ability to lie extemely still whilst stretching ones foreskin in the shape of a large bell. when, at last, a fly lands on the glans, the foreskin is released thus trapping the fly.

the whole team lay there resting whilst exhibiting their penis fly traps. unfortunately for alan he caught a wasp!


78

Random Words:

1. Just the expression OMG ( oh my god) but at a higher level. When something isn t just a OMG thing... u can use megaomg. 1*Dude... ther..
1. To sabatoge another's good time out of jealousy, spite or malevolence. Synonymous sayings: To burst someone's bubble, to stea..
1. best commercial ever. follow up of my: Idk my bff jill. involves an old grandma texting. it is for an AT&T commercial AT&T you..
Book Banner