What is Penis Goblin?
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A diminutive imp-like being of supposed British/Saxon origin. It is believed to attack the male genetalia of a target after being set out upon a curse. It tends to castrate it's victims and remove their genetalia much like an evil tooth-fairy. Can be found in the homes of many people who have gained them through misdeeds against Computer Geniuses and/or Message Board Members.
You, sir, are a Penis Goblin.
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Another way to say something is going to commit suicide/kill themselves.
Fred: 'Did you hear Bob is offing himself tonight?'
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wipe your ass with your hand. then smack someone in the face.
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