What is Penis God?
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A man who has an excessively large penis (usually it cannot fit into vaginas) so he reigns as penis god, further blessing and enhancing already-existing penises so that they can impale females more readily and efficiently.
Supermario's penis was too large - so he retired - and become a penis god.
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Also: Tom Cruise in 'The Last Samurai'
Did you see the Cruiser in that dumb movie? He was even smaller than the Japs. Looked ..