Penis Gourd

What is Penis Gourd?

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A penis gourd or "phallocrypt" is a conical device worn by the people of Papua New Guinea on their penis. It is constructed out of an ornimental gourd and decorated. It is used to protect their penis's but not only that, they can also be used as "purses" that store things such as chance, cigarettes and other belongings.

"Hey Johnson check out my new penis gourd!!"

"....hehehe penis gourd"
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