Penis Guillotine

What is Penis Guillotine?

when, after lifting up the toilet seat to take a piss, the toilet seat falls, causing it to slam back down on your penis, much like a guillotine

Rick couldnt have sex for a week after he suffered a penis guillotine

See guillotine, cock, hurt, pain

Obamaffair

1. When Barack Obama has a sexual relationship with someone other than his wife. Did you hear about the Obamaffair with the teenage intern..

Blowdriation

1. The needing of wet hair to be blowdried. My hair could use some Blowdriation right now. See hair, heat, blow, energy..

Blast A Urine

1. similar to blast a dookie, this word refers to urinating instead of excreting solid waste Open up, slut, I gotta blast a urine!..

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