Penis Helmet

What is Penis Helmet?

A small helmet, usually made out of an alloy, used to protect the head of your penis. Can be worn with or without a dick strap.

To avoid bruising his cock, Mjolhner strapped on a penis helmet.

42nd Base

1. Having sex with Life, the Universe, and Everything. It is said that those who achieve 42nd Base will know the Ultimate Question. "..

Grandsladdle

1. An alternate term for Grandfather, Grandpa, Grandpop, or Grandad, etc. "Did you invite Grandsladdle to my birthday party mom?"..

Vini

1. A small oompa loompa like creature that feeds off of philosophy and coffee. I went to Starbucks only to find a Vini attacking the waitr..

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