Penis Helmet

What is Penis Helmet?

A small helmet, usually made out of an alloy, used to protect the head of your penis. Can be worn with or without a dick strap.

To avoid bruising his cock, Mjolhner strapped on a penis helmet.

Nump/nuwt

1. Obnoxious party-invite acronyms, as in No Ugly Men, Please/No Ugly Women, Thanks. Hope you can make it tomorrow night. Remember, NUMP/N..

Gooey

1. An adjective used to describe how a woman looks in her attire. A reference to the supposition that a woman has a very juicy - or well l..

W0rd N Shit

1. when someone is agreeing with what someone else is saying. Also could be used in the beginning of a sentence if the person talking is e..

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