Penis Helmet

What is Penis Helmet?

A small helmet, usually made out of an alloy, used to protect the head of your penis. Can be worn with or without a dick strap.

To avoid bruising his cock, Mjolhner strapped on a penis helmet.

Zippity Zoppity, Give Me The Boppity

1. 1. Joke slang that is similar to 'Show me the money.' Time to get paid, son. How are you gonna ask for the raise? Zippity z..

Dormet

1. (pronounced door-'may) 1)High quality food made without an oven or stove; gourmet in a dorm. 2)Chef who creates great food with onl..

Valdemart

1. Slang for Wal-mart. Sounds like the evil villain from Harry Potter -- Voldemort. I'm going shopping at Valdemart. See wal-mart, v..

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