Penis Helmet

What is Penis Helmet?

A small helmet, usually made out of an alloy, used to protect the head of your penis. Can be worn with or without a dick strap.

To avoid bruising his cock, Mjolhner strapped on a penis helmet.

Go Poop In Your Hat!

1. General-purpose thing to tell a person who's just being an idiot. G: "The Republicans are the only ones who are patriotic Ame..

überpwnage

1. the direct act of pwning to an extent to which the pwned can feel the pain of his/her charachter's death DUDE! I just shot you in ..

Fone Bone

1. Male Internet chat-speak asking a chatter to engage in phone sex for simultaneous masturbation. Hey, bro, you wanna fone bone and jet o..

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