Penis Helmet

What is Penis Helmet?

A small helmet, usually made out of an alloy, used to protect the head of your penis. Can be worn with or without a dick strap.

To avoid bruising his cock, Mjolhner strapped on a penis helmet.

Vacastipation

1. to be constipated when on vacation. "Dude - after a week of Vegas buffets, I cant belive that you still have vacastipation!" ..

Cvnt

1. cvnt n. 1.1337 for cunt. Very few people actually know of this slang. Fewer people use it so it is for those who are truly 1337. ..

Apoplexy

1. (Uh-Pawp-lehxee) 1. Rage; a fit of great anger 2. a sudden pouring of blood into an organ or tissue 3. Sudden impairment of neurolog..

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