Penis Helmet

What is Penis Helmet?

A small helmet, usually made out of an alloy, used to protect the head of your penis. Can be worn with or without a dick strap.

To avoid bruising his cock, Mjolhner strapped on a penis helmet.

Bent Covin'

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Ragote

1. (ra-goat-ay) english translation: rat-stache One who is rodentious and has a pre- pubescent latino boy's upper lip mouse fuzz The..

Ooft, I Haff!

1. From the same phrase family as 'i have', 'i would', 'i'd tap' etc. Used when somebody is particularl..

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