Penis Helmet

What is Penis Helmet?

A small helmet, usually made out of an alloy, used to protect the head of your penis. Can be worn with or without a dick strap.

To avoid bruising his cock, Mjolhner strapped on a penis helmet.

Excremeditation

1. Meditating while poised upon the most holy of all thrones; the toilet. Seeking insight and enlightenment through defecation. The use of..

Yolngu Boy

1. commonly employed as an insult during heated arguments, mostly applied to males but can be used to describe a female. "hey Yolngu ..

Adumpted

1. super worse than being adopted, like being umwanted until age 5 afterwards being adopted ( noun) ( can be used as a verb if a true bal..

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