Penis Helmet

What is Penis Helmet?

A small helmet, usually made out of an alloy, used to protect the head of your penis. Can be worn with or without a dick strap.

To avoid bruising his cock, Mjolhner strapped on a penis helmet.

Yeah, But What Are You Going To Do?

1. a phrase coined by Homer Simpsonwhere a situation doesn't typically favor one's way and they're either powerless or too l..

Snatch Acne

1. As the term implies, an eruption of weeping sores in and around the vulva (pussy/snatch/twat/ cunt/meat wallet). See also clitzit. Say..

Hellstriked

1. completely humiliated to the point of suicide; destroyed in the most embarassing manner You've been Hellstriked!!!! See roflpwned..

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