Penis Helmet

What is Penis Helmet?

A small helmet, usually made out of an alloy, used to protect the head of your penis. Can be worn with or without a dick strap.

To avoid bruising his cock, Mjolhner strapped on a penis helmet.

Quorums

1. A small wart like sore found on the genitalia. That bitch gave me quorums! 1. A small wart like sore found on the genitalia. That bi..

Johnny Damon

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Edward Scrumpyhands

1. Similar to Edward 40-hands but with two bottles of Scrumpys Cider. The Scrumpys are taped to the hands and cannot be removed until both..

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