Penis Helmet

What is Penis Helmet?

A small helmet, usually made out of an alloy, used to protect the head of your penis. Can be worn with or without a dick strap.

To avoid bruising his cock, Mjolhner strapped on a penis helmet.

Keg Perch

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Ctrl-x

1. The process of cutting text or in some cases, a physical object. I will CTRL-X your head off!..

Eh Mah Gawd

1. 1. Expression meaning "Oh my god." Most frequently used on instant messangers, such as AIM or MSN, and used by idiotic, airhea..

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