Penis Helmet

What is Penis Helmet?

A small helmet, usually made out of an alloy, used to protect the head of your penis. Can be worn with or without a dick strap.

To avoid bruising his cock, Mjolhner strapped on a penis helmet.

Assplosion

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Ultratehleet

1. A mish-mash of the words ultra, teh, and leet. Pronunciation: Ult-ra Tay-lEEt. Used to describe something very exciting or cool. Omga..

Buscot

1. The complete waste of perfectly donatable organs you see every day on your bus route who thinks he's the driver's personal mas..

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