Penis Helmet

What is Penis Helmet?

A small helmet, usually made out of an alloy, used to protect the head of your penis. Can be worn with or without a dick strap.

To avoid bruising his cock, Mjolhner strapped on a penis helmet.

Under The Affluence Of Incohol

1. alcohol intoxicated, drunk (from a deliberate spoonerism on under the influence of alcohol) I'll bet he's under the affluence..

Venus-dutch-oven-fly-trap

1. v. The act of trapping your partner under the covers after farting when receiving oral. Sam venus-dutch-oven-fly-trap'd me last ni..

Tennessee Squat

1. The process of defecating (and urinating, for the ladies) where one must hover over the toilet seat because the seat itself is too foul ..

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