What is Penis Man?
1.
A person who is made of entirely a penis. It can be a man or woman.
They have no arms or legs. They have nothing. They have two balls they roll on (they take pain better than a man's balls) and they see with their head of the penis. The shaft is the main body.
Bilbo: Oh my God, I thought that was a penis man
Gollum: Would you like me to be one? *whips it out*
Bilbo: Yes . . . now let's turn the sound recorder off so they can't get an example any longer
2.
an arrogant, insenitive, annoying jerk.mostly, but not always, short and blad. thinks he is the studliest dude in the room.
paul is the biggest penis man in the room
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