Penis Monger

What is Penis Monger?

A male prostitute.

Etymology - Penis (the male reproductive organ) monger (one who sells something)

The literal definition is "one who sells penis"

When my mom died, my dad became a penis monger.

See prostitute, male prostitute, dick

one who loves the penis

wow that penis monger sure does love the penis

a person who wants to have sex with a penis, or a gay person, or a person acting gay.

Staw away from that penis monger!

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