What is Penis Monster?
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a little, green penis shaped creature with eyes and a huge grin with somewhat pointy teeth that runs in place on 4 legs. (This is only in visible form.) He is also known as Bob the Invisible Penis Monster.
Aaahhh! The Penis Monster is going to attack me!!!
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A Monster who chases small children around, grabbing and/or molesting little "weiners." Usually ends with jail time and/or new boyfriend named bubba from cell 19.
"The Penis Monster down the street wants my cock and balls."
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wondering what will come out of your pooter after shooting the entire contents of ones refrigerator
"Hey man drink some soy sauce,..
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A really cool diner in New Orleans' French Quarter. It resides on the gay side of Bourbon, but is fun for both gays and straights. ..
