Penis Of Awakening

What is Penis Of Awakening?

A penis in which you draw on your freinds who are asleep. Once you have drawn it they will then awake from their slumber and hit you.

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Kill You.

1. Something pussies who would never kill a damned thing say when they aren't going to do shit but want to sound badass. Person 1. I&..

Zammit

1. Another word of saying Dammit or Damn It or Damnit. Person 1: Oh no! It's stolen! Person 2: oh. Zammit!!! See damn, dammit, damn..

Oiling The Teak

1. A euphemism borne from San Francisco for jacking off al fresco. It's 80 degrees today dude and I'm oiling the teak before fir..

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