Penis Painting

What is Penis Painting?

The act of urinating, and pulling it in too quick. It often results in penis painting, the dots of piss visible through pants.

Jacob: Dude! Nice penis painting, faggot!

Dylan: Stop looking at my cock, faggot!

Jacob: Well maybe if you learned how to piss correctly..*blushes at the clue to his homosexuality*

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