What is Penis Parasite?
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Much like a Penis Leach, but having higher aspirations. Attaching oneself to the genitals of a male supervisory figure for the sole purpose of self recognition. Essentially sucking your way to the top. Most notably taking the role of a boss as an hourly employee just to bolster your monstrous Ego and act important.
Chuck is such a Penis Parasite.
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completely sneaky and undetected way of looking at boobs; extreme peripheral vision.
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