Penis Patrol

What is Penis Patrol?

1.

Proper Noun - a highly elite organization dedicated to the patrolling of penises, or rather, penii. Members do not apply, they are found. Just like one of those sweet colleges no one knows about.

Guy: Dude, the Penis Patrol came by today.

Montag: What'd they want?

Guy: Nothing, just a checkup.

Montag: So we're alright then.

2.

(Pronounced "Peen-uh Patrol") Noun: The act of patrolling for phallic objects and simulating hand coitus upon them.

Patroller: I'm on Penis Patrol!

Dude: What's that?

Patroller: You're either on it or you aren't.

See peenie
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