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A queerish question the mysterious David Voldemars Buttox frequently ask strangers in an effort to find an individual who is as sick as ..
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little gnomes who come out at night to steal underwear.
ahh the underwear gnomes stole my underwear again, I'm down to one pair.
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A boy who you are making out with, who approaches the state of boyfriend - without ever reaching it.
"My asymptotic boyfriend Matt..
