Penis Pushups

What is Penis Pushups?

laying face down, to push up and lower one's body rythmically, using just the erect penis

the keeper, looking ashen faced, shouted "Trevor, forget those penis pushups, get out of that cage NOW, the gorilla's coming."

Quelle Surprise

1. from french: what a surprise "looks like we're going to exams next week" "quelle surprise" See french, surpr..

Noose Willis

1. What Bruce Willis would be if he was a rope. "THE LAST BOYSCOUT badge was earned by learning to properly tie a Noose Willis."..

Lazy Flamingo

1. verb - to have an episode of impotence occuring during sexual activity or coitus I totally lazy flamingoed last night. See splint, axo..

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