Penis Ripper

What is Penis Ripper?


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A very strong object that when iserted into the penis and pulled will rip your penis in half.

Man1: Hey try this new sex tool

Man2: Ok *Inserts Penis Ripper into penis*

-All that was heard after was a very loud scream-

See ripper, pain, sex, blood


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