Penis Ripper

What is Penis Ripper?

A very strong object that when iserted into the penis and pulled will rip your penis in half.

Man1: Hey try this new sex tool

Man2: Ok *Inserts Penis Ripper into penis*

-All that was heard after was a very loud scream-

See ripper, pain, sex, blood

Estherly

1. to be happy, cheery, joyful, laughing I feel very estherly today..

Viggo Mortensen "vuh-ig-o Mor-ten-sun"

1. sex god 2. 1.Aragorn/stryder in the Lord of The Rings Trilogy 2.pretty damn hot for a old guy Aragorn fought bravely against Saurons..

Umbilical Leash

1. One of those baby restraints with a rope attached so as to prevent a child from running too far out of reach from his/her parental unit...

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