Penis Santa

What is Penis Santa?

A decoration that often is apparent during the Christmas holidays. The shape of this wild Santa often resembles the shape of a penis.

Child

Mom why are all those dildos on the window?

Mother

Why you little ass dove those aret dildos they are penis santas!

Jelly Legged

1. When some one gets hit so hard their legs buckle and eventually the reciever of the hit falls flat on his face. Bob got jelly legged af..

Jalexis

1. Often a name given to big fat black skanky hoes. Their skin is like Jello and their parents wanted the name Alexis. So what do you get...

Pub'd

1. short for 'published'. Some days, as few as 08% of UD's submissions get approved by the editors and published; other day..

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