Penis Santa

What is Penis Santa?

A decoration that often is apparent during the Christmas holidays. The shape of this wild Santa often resembles the shape of a penis.

Child

Mom why are all those dildos on the window?

Mother

Why you little ass dove those aret dildos they are penis santas!

Unprovoked

1. To do something without cause or warning. I wasn't even hungry. I just ate that whole pizza...unporovoked...

52nd State

1. Tony Blair's brown tongue It's permanently stuck up Bush's arse 2. The island of Jamaica Jamaica is full of fucking A..

Monkey Funch

1. 1. used for any undescribable secretion, act, behavior, or smell in a sexual or non sexual situation. 2. Gathered filth under the front..

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