Penis Santa

What is Penis Santa?

A decoration that often is apparent during the Christmas holidays. The shape of this wild Santa often resembles the shape of a penis.

Child

Mom why are all those dildos on the window?

Mother

Why you little ass dove those aret dildos they are penis santas!

Ah-moh

1. The Chinese slang for old ladies. Wei ah-moh! Cross the sidewalk a lil faster eh? See ah-moh, old lady..

Peeling Bananas

1. The manipulation and exploitation of the male species by appearing interested and willing to reward. Bananas are peeled for personal gai..

Vasm

1. The climax for any and all acts of finger sex and mass finger orgies, that is, placing two or more fingertips together. The vasm occurs..

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