Penis Santa

What is Penis Santa?

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A decoration that often is apparent during the Christmas holidays. The shape of this wild Santa often resembles the shape of a penis.

Child

Mom why are all those dildos on the window?

Mother

Why you little ass dove those aret dildos they are penis santas!
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