Penis Santa

What is Penis Santa?

A decoration that often is apparent during the Christmas holidays. The shape of this wild Santa often resembles the shape of a penis.

Child

Mom why are all those dildos on the window?

Mother

Why you little ass dove those aret dildos they are penis santas!

Scambunctious

1. adj. to describe someone being a jerk; to describe being mean That scambunctious jerk just knocked that girl's books on the floor!..

Martypalooza

1. Someone that is beyond cool and sexy. Desired by most girls. Wow her boyfriend is so Martypalooza. See cool, sexy, hot..

Eporleum

1. A sport. The rapid movement of the male gonads in a vertical rigorous motion against the bark of a tree. If your balls explode, you lose..

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