Penis Santa

What is Penis Santa?

A decoration that often is apparent during the Christmas holidays. The shape of this wild Santa often resembles the shape of a penis.

Child

Mom why are all those dildos on the window?

Mother

Why you little ass dove those aret dildos they are penis santas!

Velvedeer

1. Explosive, rip-pocket explosion out of the anus. Candy velvedeered and had to change pants. See crap, poop, explode, gross..

Gwbf

1. a slutty girl who will have sex with you regardless of her bloody discharge. that gwbf bled all over my favorite shirt... See gwfd, gw..

Jack Nooch

1. Worse than a nooch is a jack nooch. A serious dumbshit dickanus. You can't stand this person. Kile is a jack nooch. See Captain ..

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