Penis Santa

What is Penis Santa?

A decoration that often is apparent during the Christmas holidays. The shape of this wild Santa often resembles the shape of a penis.

Child

Mom why are all those dildos on the window?

Mother

Why you little ass dove those aret dildos they are penis santas!

Spongeworthy

1. Worth fuckingin a time of scarcity; from a Seinfeld skit about the discontinued sale of contraceptivesponges. In spite of his diminuiti..

No Rub

1. adj. no rub is what you would point out about an attractive female in a bikini and notice when legs together the top of her thighs don&a..

Excitementgasm

1. The result of being excited to the point of orgasm. To be in a state of over excitement. Upon being asked to homecoming, Kristi had an ..

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