Penis Santa

What is Penis Santa?

A decoration that often is apparent during the Christmas holidays. The shape of this wild Santa often resembles the shape of a penis.

Child

Mom why are all those dildos on the window?

Mother

Why you little ass dove those aret dildos they are penis santas!

Hakes

1. Being fired from your job for being incompetent. Dude, if you don't shape up, you're going to get your ass hakesed?..

Cock Pheasant

1. Creative yet demeaning word for a homosexual male. Damnit David, You are such a cock pheasant. See ass-cock, cock, pheasant, cock-ass,..

999

1. The number for the emergency services i.e the police, A&E, fire service. Often pranked from public telephones by children and adult..

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