What is Penis Surprise?
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It's the name of a dish served in movie theatres by tearing a hole in the bottom of a popcorn bucket, inserting your penis, and then offering some popcorn to your date sitting next to you.
Be warned, side effects include a dried up, salty cock, but if you play your cards right, lips will remedy this.
"Would you like some popcorn, Kathrine?... *Penis Surprise!*"
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When you're getting with a girl that you think is hot and has a nice rack. Then you reach into her pants, surprise, a penis.
"I'd like to take this to the next level RuPaul, you are a hottie" "ok, but check this out, penis surprise"
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