Penis Surprise

What is Penis Surprise?


1.

It's the name of a dish served in movie theatres by tearing a hole in the bottom of a popcorn bucket, inserting your penis, and then offering some popcorn to your date sitting next to you.

Be warned, side effects include a dried up, salty cock, but if you play your cards right, lips will remedy this.

"Would you like some popcorn, Kathrine?... *Penis Surprise!*"

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2.

When you're getting with a girl that you think is hot and has a nice rack. Then you reach into her pants, surprise, a penis.

"I'd like to take this to the next level RuPaul, you are a hottie" "ok, but check this out, penis surprise"

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