Penis Thumbs

What is Penis Thumbs?

Thumbs that are so fat and stubby that they look like short cocks on one's hand.

Me: Brad, you've got some gnarly penis thumbs!

Brad: If only my actual dick was this big.

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Hooding

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Zopting

1. To wear two unmatching socks. (not a negative) Today I forgot to do laundry, so I had to wear two different socks, I was zopting. Your..

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