Penis Thumbs

What is Penis Thumbs?

Thumbs that are so fat and stubby that they look like short cocks on one's hand.

Me: Brad, you've got some gnarly penis thumbs!

Brad: If only my actual dick was this big.

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Heartstrings

1. (härt′striŋz′) Deepest feelings or affections Guy 1: That seriously hurts my heartstrings, dude. Guy 2: ..

Haggicide

1. To kill a person by making them eat Scottish "food" Angus MacGrimley killed Seamus GlenMartin by forcing him to choke down ha..

Oooorgle

1. 1) the sound a llama makes. 2) the sound a noob makes. noob: "oooorgle!!!" haxOr: "pwned" See Anonymous 2. An ..

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