Penis Thumbs

What is Penis Thumbs?

Thumbs that are so fat and stubby that they look like short cocks on one's hand.

Me: Brad, you've got some gnarly penis thumbs!

Brad: If only my actual dick was this big.

See thumbs, choad, wanker, turd

Clogged Lizard

1. The act of putting a Q-tip into the penis and then getting jacked off. I got a clogged lizard last night See q-tip, masturbate, stuck,..

--tauntaun--

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Muddy Day

1. when the whole day you constantly need to go to the restroom and have explosive diarreah Person 1: Hey John, i am having such a Muddy d..

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