What is Penis Waffles?
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A random word to shoutout in those awkward or silent moments
*Marriage Troubles*
Husband: "You don't fuck no more, I should never have put a rock on your finger''
Wife: "Well your dick aint big enough to satisfy me you jerk''
Husband: "Well your sister wasn't complaining before the ceremony!''
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Wife: "WHAT!!?''
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Husband: "Err''
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Husband: "Penis Waffles!''
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Random Words:
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Having a girl sit on your lap while you do laps on the Zamboni. Can also include sex on the Zamboni.
Hey baby, why don't you stop..