What is Penis Waffles?
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A random word to shoutout in those awkward or silent moments
*Marriage Troubles*
Husband: "You don't fuck no more, I should never have put a rock on your finger''
Wife: "Well your dick aint big enough to satisfy me you jerk''
Husband: "Well your sister wasn't complaining before the ceremony!''
....................
Wife: "WHAT!!?''
.......
Husband: "Err''
............
Husband: "Penis Waffles!''
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