Penis Waffles

What is Penis Waffles?


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A random word to shoutout in those awkward or silent moments

*Marriage Troubles*

Husband: "You don't fuck no more, I should never have put a rock on your finger''

Wife: "Well your dick aint big enough to satisfy me you jerk''

Husband: "Well your sister wasn't complaining before the ceremony!''

....................

Wife: "WHAT!!?''

.......

Husband: "Err''

............

Husband: "Penis Waffles!''

See waffles, random, big breakfast


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