Penis War

What is Penis War?


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when two or more guys (or girls) get out their penises (hard or flaccid) and duel with them. This usually consists of the competitors smaking their knobs together - kinda like 'knuckles' - until one quits or submits.

HARDCORE GAMERS may involve household objects in their game, playing until blood is drawn.

Some items used are:

Barbed wire, paint thinner, lit matches and gasoline, sandpaper and lime, superglue and glass shards.

Man, me and Jim had a penis war last night...I bust him open pretty bad. He's gonna nedd stitches on his shaft.

See castration, baby, death


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