Penisarufius

What is Penisarufius?

1.(n)merkin salesmen

2.(n)species of pubic lice that is native to Jesse McCall of Glastonbury, CT

3.(n) a duckbutter collector

1. I was shopping at Macy's and the penisarufius used high pressure tactics to sell me a merkin.

2. Bill contracted penisarufius from using Jesse's razor to shave his scrot.

3. DH is the penisarufius MVP for the 2003-2004 season.

Monarchs

1. A class of leader whose authority goes unquestioned until some guy realizes that said leader is a total jerk and *French Revolution* mo..

Z-list Celebrity

1. 1. An annoying ex-reality tv star that manged to get everywhere on TV 2. Someone who has only starred in one thing in thier misrable ac..

Brent Ditch

1. Not showing up when he/she is supposed to. He Brent Ditched Candice on her birthday. See brent, ditch, brenton..

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