What is Penisarufius?
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1.(n)merkin salesmen
2.(n)species of pubic lice that is native to Jesse McCall of Glastonbury, CT
3.(n) a duckbutter collector
1. I was shopping at Macy's and the penisarufius used high pressure tactics to sell me a merkin.
2. Bill contracted penisarufius from using Jesse's razor to shave his scrot.
3. DH is the penisarufius MVP for the 2003-2004 season.
Random Words:
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the willies, chills, often caused by fear or being grossed out or creeped out
That new scary movie gave me the heeby jeebies!
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Relatively more awesome than awesomistic, the absence of an "e" adding coolness
I am SO much more awsomistic than you are.
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