Penisarufius

What is Penisarufius?

1.(n)merkin salesmen

2.(n)species of pubic lice that is native to Jesse McCall of Glastonbury, CT

3.(n) a duckbutter collector

1. I was shopping at Macy's and the penisarufius used high pressure tactics to sell me a merkin.

2. Bill contracted penisarufius from using Jesse's razor to shave his scrot.

3. DH is the penisarufius MVP for the 2003-2004 season.

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