Penisarufius

What is Penisarufius?

1.(n)merkin salesmen

2.(n)species of pubic lice that is native to Jesse McCall of Glastonbury, CT

3.(n) a duckbutter collector

1. I was shopping at Macy's and the penisarufius used high pressure tactics to sell me a merkin.

2. Bill contracted penisarufius from using Jesse's razor to shave his scrot.

3. DH is the penisarufius MVP for the 2003-2004 season.

Pigdemic

1. Pandemic caused by a pig virus. Hopefully, this pigdemic is only a big scare. See outbreak, plague, spanish flu, swine flu..

W.i.c.k.

1. Everything you need before you leave the house... Wallet, iPod, Cell phone and Keys. He knew he had everything he needed after a quick..

Homogenator

1. bosses who overcompensate for their incompetence by imposing strict standards on their subordinates Bosses whose forte includes seating..

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