Penisarufius

What is Penisarufius?

1.(n)merkin salesmen

2.(n)species of pubic lice that is native to Jesse McCall of Glastonbury, CT

3.(n) a duckbutter collector

1. I was shopping at Macy's and the penisarufius used high pressure tactics to sell me a merkin.

2. Bill contracted penisarufius from using Jesse's razor to shave his scrot.

3. DH is the penisarufius MVP for the 2003-2004 season.

Limpy

1. A dick that won't do shit because you look at *WAY* too much pornography. I'm horny on the inside, but damn if ain't got..

Splitter-splatter

1. Noun. When one cums or pukes, or the combination of the two. Possibly at the same time. Guy : That sex was so good I splitter-splatter..

Achievement-whore

1. a person who only plays their xbox 360 console to gain achievements, and increase their gamerscore. Man bob is a huge Achievement-Whore..

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