Penisbird

What is Penisbird?


1.

A species of Macaw known for its tendency to alight on one's erect penis. It is not clearly understood why these birds choose to land on penises.

Should a penisbird perch on your pecker, do not panic. The bird will most likely groom himself for a while and leave. Do not harm the penisbird, as they are an endangered species and must be protected.

There is naught more beautiful than a flock of penisbirds in flight, so long as you have your pants up.

2.

A strange, featherless bird shaped like a man's genitals, with a beak on the front of the penis' tip. Common prey of the wordgorillaroo.

Don't make me shove a penisbird up your ass.

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