Penisjocky

What is Penisjocky?

A football player on the bench that jacks off when a time-out is called, usually for good luck.

"Dude, why do Penisjocky's think that's good luck?"

"I don't know, but Mike is a Penisjocky."

See jockey, jocky, jack off, masturbate, football

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