Penisjocky

What is Penisjocky?

A football player on the bench that jacks off when a time-out is called, usually for good luck.

"Dude, why do Penisjocky's think that's good luck?"

"I don't know, but Mike is a Penisjocky."

See jockey, jocky, jack off, masturbate, football

Umphasized

1. Past form/past participle of umphasize. Yeah, I umphasized myself too much this morning... And I'm having a bad headache now. x_x ..

1. Who, What, Where, When and Why. Similar to asking the "411" or detailed information about an event. "Dude, gimme the W5..

Z-up

1. short for "zip up your fly" Brotha cover yor shame! Z-UP! 2. A very nice person who is the best Nice person See Z-UP..

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