Penlanded

What is Penlanded?

Any time when an individual proclaims complete confidence that they have fixed a problem, only to be proven extremely wrong in the immediate future.

Forest:"Dude, that server, it's like totally fixed"

~Five minutes later~

Aubrey:"Hey that server is down again, who was working on it!?"

Jordan:"Penlanded! ROFLROFLROFLROFL"

See disasterrific, failsauce, epic fail

Qwelch

1. A fart from your penis. Oh shit Cooter Jones just let a Qwelch out. See queef, fart, penis fart, dick fart 2. A fart from your penis..

Jesus

1. Man who was nailed to a plank for saying how nice it would be if everyone was nice to each other. Had his message misinterpreted by mill..

Reserve Bitch

1. A woman that a man strings along, so if his attempts to meet a new woman fail, he can call the reserve bitch. This club is a wood fest,..

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