Penndot

What is Penndot?


1.

acronym for the Pennsylvania Department Of Transportation, a state-run organization where workers take 5 years to complete a job that should take 6 weeks

That road crew spent all day leaning on their shovels. They must work for PennDOT!

See Nasty Nate

2.

An organization known primarily for placing strange orange barrels by the side of the road for no ostensible reason. Recently changed its name to PENNDOT (same acronym, only all of the letters are now capitalized), claiming that "In addition to being more contemporary, the capitalization projects a corporate attitude as opposed to a government entity -- reflective of the new PENNDOT customers appreciate."

PENNDOT is a funny name.

3.

I live in Pennsylvania. I lived here all my life. For the life of me, I can't figure out what PennDOT does! I see the road crews out all the time, but they don't fix anything... all they do is lean on their shovels and shoot the shit!

"What do you do for PennDOT?"

"On May 1 I take the big orange barrels out of sotrage & line 'em up on the roads. On November 1 I collect the big orange barrels and put 'em back in storage. Other than that, I collect my paycheck every week!"

4.

cut on your penis, usually on or around head of cock

may bleed through pants or other items of clothing

yo dude whats coming out of your pants

shit i have a penndot

See dick, cut, pen


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