What is Penning?
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Slang term for a near professional Magic: The Gathering player that spends a great amount of time honing a spore deck while neglecting others.
"I won again against Chad. He'd have a chance if he wasn't such a Penning."
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Drawing and/or writing on the first person who falls asleep/passes out at a slumber party or social gathering. Usually done with a sharpie. A practical joke that has a little more dignity than teabagging.
After his fourth shot of vodka, Tommy was vulnerable to a good penning.
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one hat in spanish.
Kelli: hes wearing a sombrero.
Kelly: and theres uno.
Kelli and Kelly: UNO SOMBRERO!!
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someone that looks like or has the charcteristics of a common red lion egg.
"your such an eggy bastard ireand"
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