Penning

What is Penning?


1.

Slang term for a near professional Magic: The Gathering player that spends a great amount of time honing a spore deck while neglecting others.

"I won again against Chad. He'd have a chance if he wasn't such a Penning."

See magic, slang, focus, baint

2.

Drawing and/or writing on the first person who falls asleep/passes out at a slumber party or social gathering. Usually done with a sharpie. A practical joke that has a little more dignity than teabagging.

After his fourth shot of vodka, Tommy was vulnerable to a good penning.

See sharpie, pen, teabag, drunk


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