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Being Shawn Johnson's Dildo, or, a movie about fucking Shawn Johnson until you've gone insane from enjoyment.
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A white male from Alabama who believes that because he voted for Obama, he can never be considered a racist ever again.
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the act of cutting off an erect penis, stick it in a hotdog bun, and eating it
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