What is Pennis?
1.
A male who is lacking in masculinity.
Michael Jackson is such a
pennis .
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2.
the cool way of saying penis
my pennis is large now, but it will be small again
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3.
Pennis (pronounced pin-iss) is a shorter version of a penis, as indicated by a short E sound, as opposed to the long E.
Man, I'd totally rock that chick's world, if I didn't have this damned pennis. Guess I'll have to make due, though...BARTENDER! Send that girl 26 shots of Jager, quick like a bunny!
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Gay tennis; first invented in France by Francis Splicket
1. I love a good game of pennis!
2. Hey man, do you have any spare pennis balls? Mine are worn out.
3. Pennis is a gentlemans' game.
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5.
Colloquialism of the Pilot Pen Tennis Tournament, held annually at the Connecticut Tennis Center at Yale in New Haven, Connecticut.
I hope that Maria Sharapova plays at the pennis every year.
