Pennis

What is Pennis?


1.

A male who is lacking in masculinity.

Michael Jackson is such a pennis.

See robert

2.

the cool way of saying penis

my pennis is large now, but it will be small again

See Jay

3.

Pennis (pronounced pin-iss) is a shorter version of a penis, as indicated by a short E sound, as opposed to the long E.

Man, I'd totally rock that chick's world, if I didn't have this damned pennis. Guess I'll have to make due, though...BARTENDER! Send that girl 26 shots of Jager, quick like a bunny!

See lightswitch, schlong, wang

4.

Gay tennis; first invented in France by Francis Splicket

1. I love a good game of pennis!

2. Hey man, do you have any spare pennis balls? Mine are worn out.

3. Pennis is a gentlemans' game.

See gay, tennis, pennis, balls, homosexual

5.

Colloquialism of the Pilot Pen Tennis Tournament, held annually at the Connecticut Tennis Center at Yale in New Haven, Connecticut.

I hope that Maria Sharapova plays at the pennis every year.


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