Penny Dome Bitch

What is Penny Dome Bitch?


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A Penny Dome Bitch is a highly disrespected young lady whose claim to fame is her uncanny ability to give oral sex that is both cheap and pleasurable. The typical Penny Dome Bitch is known for offering mediocre regs blowjobs for a one time payment of 3 pennies (or 3 payments of 1 penny), and unenthusiastic sexual intercourse for only 5 pennies. Not to be confused with their cousin, the prostitute, a Penny Dome Bitch is far cheaper and can be found in a high school, receiving its education while still managing to earn a good deal of cash on the side. If you see a Penny Dome Bitch and you have any loose change, you're garaunteed to have pretty decent time i guess. (Muslims aren't allowed to utilize a Penny Dome Bitch's services for anything less than $50 because they are all terrorists)

"Gee, Colin, I sure am aroused. But where can I find a young, hearty smut who's willing to blow me when I only have a few cents?"

"There's a Penny Dome Bitch hanging over by that Honda Civic. She'll suck your dick for a few cents and it won't be half bad?"

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"Jihad, Colin, I sure am aroused. But where can I find a young, hearty smut who's willing to blow me when I only have a few cents?"

"You're Muslim. You'll have to masturbate"

See smut, prostitute, cheap


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