What is Penophile?
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Someone who has an intense love for pens. Not to be confused with pedophile.
A penophile is anyone who knows the name and brand of their most and least favorite pens.
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a person who collects pens. Need not be fancy pens and includes those who inadvertantly picks up other person's pens and forgets to return them. Generally has a stash of a wide variety of types of pens in drawers, coffee mugs and the bottom of the washer.
Andrew, being a penophile, adroitly picked up the server's pen, signed his check, then pocketed the pen to add to his collection.
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Making unintended phone calls while fucking. Generally caused when someone leaves a cell phone on the bed, causing random buttons to be ..
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Adjective synonymous with feeling dumb or embarassed
Today Brian POOPED HIS PANCE; he must have been gigofortnert.
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